Texas Woman Urinates on Officer Arresting Her Dad

Keandra Harrison

ROSENBERG, TX (March 1, 2014) – Nothing says “I hate you” like urine. But a Texas woman found out last week that you cannot express your feelings that way, especially to cops. Rosenberg, TX, police were responding last Saturday night to a call involving an assault with a deadly weapon at an apartment complex. They […]

Seattle Airline Passenger Forces Landing After Throwing Gang Signs ‘For Jesus’

Lemar Sheron Rogers

SEATTLE, WA (Early March 2014) – There seems to be a new gang on the scene that seems to cause trouble. The Jesus Gang- or at least according to a Seattle man on a recent Southwest Airlines flight from the Washington city bound for Sacrament, CA. Authorities say as soon as Lemar Sheron Rogers boarded […]

New Mexico Woman Beats Mom With Vibrator

Cara Claffy

ALBUQUERQUE, NM (March 2, 2014) – Crime- Assault. Weapon- Vibrator. Sheryl Claffy was having a nice evening at home watching TV with her daughter when sparks started to fly. According to the 60-year-old mom, they started arguing and her daughter, Cara Claffy, allegedly grabbed a vibrator and hit her mother over the head. Sheryl says […]

Chicago Man Tries to Break Bad Wearing a Breaking Bad T-Shirt

Daniel Kowalski

CHICAGO, IL. (February 17, 2014) – Oh, the ironic justice! A Chicago man busted recently for running a meth lab was wearing a “Los Pollos Hermanos” t-shirt when he was booked. Daniel Kowalski, 21, was arrested at his LaGrange Highlands, Ill., home on Feb. 17 after law enforcement received a tip that he may be […]

Philly Pellet Gun Prankster Popped by Police

Daron Stinson

PHILADELPHIA, PENN. (February 20, 2014) – A Philadelphia man’s idea of humor was put to the test late last month when he went on a fake crime spree armed with a pellet gun. Authorities say Daron Stinson, 21, and Courtland Gilliam, 19, were taken into custody on Feb. 20 and charged with aggravated assault, robbery, […]

Massachusetts Shoplifter Flings Feces & Tries to Choke Himself

David Blanchard

FRAMINGHAM, MASS. (February 21, 2014) – A Framingham, Mass., man was arrested on Feb. 21 for shoplifting, but that routine case quickly turned into much more as authorities said the suspect fought with police, slung feces through the bars, and even ate a ball of his own waste. Police responded to their local Kohl’s store […]

Florida: Pickup Truck, Wrench & Baby Stroller All Used as Weapons

Jamaal Tarshae Johnson

LAKELAND, FLA. (January 31, 2014) – And let’s not forget about the broom handle and a revolver thrown in the mix. Jamaal Tarshae Johnson, 21, of Lakeland, Florida, just couldn’t decide which weapon he wanted to use to finish off a boyhood friend earlier this month. It seems that Johnson went over to his friend’s […]

YUCKY! Florida Teacher Makes Child Clean Dirty Urinal

Jennifer Forshey

CORAL SPRINGS, FLA. (Mid February 2014) —  Gone are the days of paddling. No more F’s because everybody passes. Heck, teachers have stopped using red ink to mark wrong answers due to the “negative” message the color implies. And now, it seems any kind of manual labor is considered too harsh for our little precious […]

Suspect Falls 17 Stories Down Denver Trash Chute

Donnie Griffin 2

DENVER, CO. (Mid February 2014) —  A fugitive Denver man was captured last week after he fell 17 stories down a trash chute while running from police. Donnie Griffin escaped last year from Texas where he was in federal custody on bank fraud charges. U.S. Marshals tracked him down to an apartment in Denver last […]

Bacon Connoisseur Shoots Up Michigan McDonald’s

Shaneka Torres

GRAND RAPIDS, MICH. (February 10, 2014) – Shaneka Monique Torres is very particular about her burgers. In fact, when a Grand Rapids McDonald’s goofed up her order twice, she expressed her culinary anger by firing a pistol at the drive-thru window, police said. Torres, 29, is charged with carrying a concealed weapon, unlawful discharge of […]