Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex with Pink Raft for Third Time

Edwin Tobergta

Talk about obsessed. Ohio man Edwin Tobergta was arrested last Wednesday for having sex with an inflatable pink raft — his third arrest for the same crime in three years. Tobergta, 35, was jailed again after someone saw him simulating sex with the raft along a public road in Hamilton, Ohio, according to police. At […]

Woman Offers Sex with Library Patrons for Cash in Massachusetts

Brittany Macintyre JPG

Brittany Macintyre was trying to star in her own romance novel last Tuesday. Police in Massachusetts say she was offering to have sex with library patrons for cash. She was eventually charged with prostitution for allegedly soliciting sex at the Public Library in Tewksbury, Mass. An undercover cop was dispatched after receiving complaints, and the […]

Florida Man Tries to Sell Marijuana to Uniformed Cop

Terendell Coleman

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (June 11, 2014) — A Florida man should have been cast in new “Dumb and Dumber” movie. That’s because Terandell Coleman tried to sell marijuana to a uniformed police officer, according to authorities in Panama City. That might be the dumbest thing we have ever heard. According to police, he 28-year-old man was […]

Ohio Dad Attacks Man at Kindergarten Graduation

Raymond Walker

MILLVALE, Ohio (June 2, 2014) — A 33-year-old Millvale, Ohio, man was taken into custody June 2 after reportedly causing a panic at his child’s Kindergarten graduation when he attacked another man. Raymond Walker, who turned himself in a few days later, has been charged with assault and inducing a panic. Around 11:30 a.m. on […]

Naked & High NJ Man Punches Cop, Steals Cruiser

Byron Neville

LINDENWOLD, N.J. (June 3, 2014) A naked, high man in South Jersey was arrested June 3 after allegedly punching a cop and trying to steal his police car. According to Lindenwold Police, an officer was interviewing two suspicious individuals outside an apartment complex when a naked male ran up to him and punched him in […]

‘Alabama Caveman’ Busted for Pot & Ecstasy

Huntsville Caveman

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (May 16, 2014) — A 29-year-old Huntsville man dressed in caveman garb was arrested at the gates of an Alabama music festival last month for drug possession. On May 16 Christopher Ray Woods was all hyped to see Queens of the Stone Age at the Gulf Shores Hangout Music Festival. Maybe too hyped. […]

Florida Woman Dumps Mom from Wheelchair

Patricia Tavernier

TAVARES, Fla. (May 23, 2014) – Over five decades of building resentment spilled over last month when a woman celebrating her birthday dumped her elderly mother out of her wheelchair. Police in Tavares, Florida, say that Patricia Tavernier was celebrating her 52nd birthday on May 23rd at Ruby Street Grille. As she emerged with family […]

Florida Couple Makes False Report of Kidnapping to Hide Drug Purchases

William Clifford and Tammy Landry

SARASOTA CO, FL (May 12, 2014) —  This is a case of crackheads doing crackhead stuff. The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office reported that a couple was arrested last week for falsely reporting that they were kidnapping and forced at gunpoint to make purchases on a stolen debit card. Last Monday (May 12), 37-year-old William Clifford […]