A Florida man called 911 to complain that his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him vodka.
Jack Means, 57, eventually confessed to the non-emergency prank, which started with him telling dispatchers that his neighbors were arguing. Apparently, he hoped to get police to his house so they could hear how his girlfriend was not getting him alcohol.
When two Collier County deputies showed up, there was no arguing by neighbors, it was just Means being dumb.
According to a sheriff’s report, Means was drunk and angry his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him alcohol. So he decided to call 911.
Deputies spent more than an hour on this non-emergency call. And Means was charged with a misdemeanor for misusing 911.