Florida Man Calls 911 When Girlfriend Won’t Buy Booze

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A Florida man called 911 to complain that his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him vodka. Jack Means, 57, eventually confessed to the non-emergency prank, which started with him telling dispatchers that his neighbors were arguing. Apparently, he hoped to get police to his house so they could hear how his girlfriend was not getting him alcohol. […]

Florida Pot Grower Hears Police Copter & Calls 911 to Surrender

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  A paranoid marijuana grower in Florida panicked when he spotted a police helicopter flying near his property. So Jasper Harrison called 911 and told them he was “the guy” they were looking for. He said he wanted to surrender without getting shot. Actually, he wasn’t. Edgewater Police were in the area Wednesday (Dec. 9, […]

N.J. Burglar Who Butt-Dialed 911 Pleads Guilty

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An idiot burglar who accidentally butt-dialed 911 and spelled out his crime pleaded guilty in a New Jersey courtroom. Scott Esser, 42, of Elizabeth, N.J. pleaded guilty Friday (Oct. 9, 2015) in Somerset County Superior Court to a host of charges related to multiple crimes. Under a plea deal, he was given a 10-year sentence. […]

New Jersey Man Makes Bomb Threat to Avoid Court

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A New Jersey man called in a bomb threat to a Trenton courthouse to avoid court, authorities said. Jermaine McCain told cops he “had things to do” which apparently conflicted with his scheduled court appearance on Sept. 17, 2015. He was caught Tuesday Sept. 23, 2015 following a high-speed chase throughout Bucks County, Pa. He is accused […]

Delaware Burglar Dials 911 After Getting Stuck On Elevator

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  A bungling burglar was forced to call 911 after getting stuck on an elevator in a Delaware middle school he had broke into, authorities said. Michael Claude, 19, spent the Labor Day holiday roaming the halls of Laurel Middle School after breaking into the empty building. He even took time to ride a buffing […]

Georgia Shoplifter Caught Thanks to His Own 911 Call

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A Georgia shoplifter was caught when he called 911 on two Walmart security officers who were trying to stop him. Alfonso Aguilar called 911 to report “thugs were trying to take him.” Those thugs were actually loss prevention officers trying to stop him from stealing on Jan. 25, police said. Aguilar called 911 after running […]