Florida Man Tries to Buy BMW with Food Stamps

A Florida man got declined when he tried to buy a BMW with a credit card and his food stamp money. But Nicholas Jackson was so determined that he returned to the dealership after closing and stole the $60,000 vehicle, authorities said. Authorities say the 36-year-old suspect showed up at the Pompano Beach dealership with […]

Florida Woman Eats Entire Meal While Riding Around on Walmart Cart

A Florida woman ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and most of a rotisserie chicken while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart around a Walmart store, authorities said. A loss prevention officer noticed Josseleen Lopez acting suspiciously at the Lecanto Walmart on Dec. 29, 2015. The security guard spotted a half-empty bottle of wine in […]

Oregon Bank Robber Writes Demand on His Food Stamp Receipt

DESCHUTES COUNTY, OREGON (April 24, 2014) — Finding suspects to fill the Dumb Crooks page every week is luckily (unfortunately?) an easy task for stupid crooks are everywhere. Case in point: Robert Short. Mr. Short was arrested last week from his campsite after allegedly robbing an Oregon bank by writing his demands on the back […]