Oregon Teacher Arrested for Sexting Student

Richard Fay mugshot

An Oregon high school teacher was arrested after he gave a student an inappropriate homework assignment. Richard Fay asked for sexually-explicit pictures from a 17-year-old girl over the 2015/2016 school year at South Medford High School, police said. The student told police that she sent nude and clothed photos of herself to Fay at his request, […]

Sentenced: Oregon Burglar Who Was Found Sitting on Toilet

Ryan Cain mugshot

A Portland burglar who was found sitting on a toilet by the homeowner was sentenced to 3 years in prison for the crime. Ryan Allen Cain, 35, told the Oregon judge that he was on a three-day meth binge and didn’t remember dropping his pants and shoes at the victim’s back door before breaking into […]

Oregon Driver with Halloween Blood on his Face Kills Man in DUI Wreck

Matthew Freeman mugshot

An Oregon driver with bloody makeup on his face for Halloween killed a pedestrian in the early morning hours after the holiday, authorities said. Matthew Freeman, 21, took a real mugshot with the fake blood on it on Nov. 1, 2015 while being charged with manslaughter, criminally negligent homicide, DUI and more i Portland police say […]

Oregon Woman Throws Salad Bar Tongs at Restaurant Worker

Lori Waltman mugshot

    An Oregon woman was arrested in May 2015 after throwing a set of salad-bar thongs at a restaurant employee who told her to stop using her hands to get food.   Lori Waltman, 49, was reportedly using her hands to get food from the salad bar at Tecos Mexican restaurant in Portland, authorities […]

Walmart Shoplifter Flees in Motorized Wheelchair in Oregon

Prelline Curtis mugshot

An Oregon woman was busted for stealing from a Walmart store and then trying to flee in a motorized wheelchair. Prelline Curtis, 48, was charged with second-degree theft after failing in her getaway attempt on March 24, 2015. Authorities say the woman used the cart because of her bad health. Since she uses a motorized […]

Volunteer Cheer Coach Accused of Sexting with Minor

Robert Parks mugshot

Give me a J! Give me an A! Give me an I! Give me an L! Volunteer Cheer Coach Robert Parks was spelling JAIL after allegedly sexting a 14-year-old girl in Oregon. Salem authorities say the 25-year-old was arrested in December, 2014 on accusations he sent nude photos of himself to a 14-year-old girl. Parks, a volunteer […]

Oregon Meth-Head Uses ‘Black Friday’ Crowd to Shoplift

Jacqueline Day Underwood mugshot

An Oregon shoplifter tried to roll out a cartful of stolen merchandise by hiding in a crowd of Black Friday shoppers in November 2014 in Oregon. It didn’t work. In a moment of non-surprise, 35-year-old Jacqueline Underwood was found in possession of methamphetamine after her stunt at a Fred Meyer store in Corvallis, Ore., authorities said. She […]

Oregon Man Arrested for ‘Karate-Kicking’ Police Horse

Joseph Cruz

PORTLAND, Ore. (July 9, 2014 arrest) It’s hard to hurt a horse. But an Oregon man gave it a good try July 9, using a karate-kick on the police horse in Portland. The horse seemed unfazed by the dumb assault, which is no surprise since “Olin” had the man outweighed by about 1,000 pounds. Witnesses say […]

Oregon Bank Robber Writes Demand on His Food Stamp Receipt

Robert Short

DESCHUTES COUNTY, OREGON (April 24, 2014) — Finding suspects to fill the Dumb Crooks page every week is luckily (unfortunately?) an easy task for stupid crooks are everywhere. Case in point: Robert Short. Mr. Short was arrested last week from his campsite after allegedly robbing an Oregon bank by writing his demands on the back […]

Women Arrested After Twerking at City Hall


BEAVERTON, OR (Mid April 2014) –Three Oregon women were thrown in jail in late April after twerking outside the Beaverton, OR, City Hall. Police claim one woman also peed in the parking lot while the other two exposed themselves. Coura Valazquez had just paid a fine at the municipal building when she and her two […]