California Robber Takes ‘Snapchat Selfie’ with Victim & Helps Police

An idiot robber in California took a selfie with one of his victims, a photo that helped police catch him. That’s how narcissistic 19-year-old Victor Almanza-Martinez was, authorities say. The teen was one of three suspects who allegedly robbed four victims at gunpoint on Dec. 30, 2016 in Pacific Grove. The street gang approached the victims […]

Houston Cops Arrest ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber in Multiple Hold-Ups

  A man known as the “Cookie Monster robber” was arrested by Houston-area police in connection with holdups at more than 30 restaurants. Authorities say Eugene Bradshaw would often demand a cookie in addition to the cash he took from the Houston-area fast-food places. Bradshaw, 24, and accomplice Kristy George, 34, were arrested on Nov. […]

Ohio Man Robs Bank with Shoe Polish on Face

MIDDLEBURG HEIGHTS, Ohio (June 28, 2014 arrest)  An Ohio man — known as the “Shoe Polish Robber” — was arrested June 28 after authorities received tips about the identity of the oddly-dressed thief. Jonathan Black, 44, has been charged in the May 31st robbery of Fifth Third Bank in Middleburg Heights. He is also accused of […]

Oregon Bank Robber Writes Demand on His Food Stamp Receipt

DESCHUTES COUNTY, OREGON (April 24, 2014) — Finding suspects to fill the Dumb Crooks page every week is luckily (unfortunately?) an easy task for stupid crooks are everywhere. Case in point: Robert Short. Mr. Short was arrested last week from his campsite after allegedly robbing an Oregon bank by writing his demands on the back […]