Shoplifter Stuffs Cartload of Loot in Skinny Jeans

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A Tennessee shoplifter gave himself away by trying to stuff $300 worth of hygiene products down a pair of skinny jeans, authorities said. Gary Johnson, 27, was tackled inside the Memphis Kroger store in May 2016 when they saw him trying to smuggle out a cartload of stuff in his pants, according to police. His […]

Florida Shoplifter to Cops: Everyone Steals From This Store!

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A Florida shoplifter’s defense might have been the craziest explanation one cop had ever heard. Prolancia Turner was crying and angry May 13, 2016 after being busted for stealing $12 earrings from the Claire’s outlet at a Vero Beach Mall. “Everyone steals from this store,” she reportedly yelled at the cop. “Why are you picking on […]

Texas Bank Robber Identified by Her Big Lips

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An Austin bank robber was identified by her big lips and common use of wigs, according to Texas authorities. Michelle Jean Crawford, 45, is accused of robbing the Wells Fargo bank on Monday, May 2, 2016. She dressed in a black sweater, black skirt, plastic gloves, brown wig, large sunglasses and large black purse. The […]

N.C. Bondsman Needs Her Own Bail Money to Get Out

Erin Johnson

A North Carolina bail bondsman – or should we say bondswoman – needed her own service after her arrest for shoplifting and drug possession. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? Erin Johnson, 31, of Valdese, was stopped April 17, 2016 for shoplifting and was found with illegal controlled substances and drug paraphernalia, police said. She was […]

Utah Shoplifter Carries Pound of Pot During Theft Attempt

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A Utah shoplifter brought along his backpack with over a pound of pot inside Thursday (Feb. 11, 2016) while shoplifting sweatpants at a Macy’s store, authorities said. Denzel Christopher Jones, 18, must have seemed really confident he would be able to get away with the theft at the department store in Orem, Utah. A loss […]

Mass. Woman Locks Herself in Domino’s Fridge to Avoid Arrest

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A Massachusetts woman was unsuccessful in her efforts to avoid arrest by locking herself in a Domino’s refrigerator. Sandra Savage, 47, was a suspect in a Walmart shoplifting Thursday (Jan. 7, 2016) after allegedly hiding items underneath a blanket that was covering a baby in a carriage. Security employees confronted the woman, who returned the […]

Florida Woman Eats Entire Meal While Riding Around on Walmart Cart

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A Florida woman ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and most of a rotisserie chicken while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart around a Walmart store, authorities said. A loss prevention officer noticed Josseleen Lopez acting suspiciously at the Lecanto Walmart on Dec. 29, 2015. The security guard spotted a half-empty bottle of wine in […]

N.J. Man Tries Week-Old Receipt to Steal 50-Inch TV

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  A New Jersey man wasn’t just a dumb crook. He was a bad dad. Alleon Gayles, 44, tried to walk out of a Walmart store with a 50-inch TV, showing an employee a week-old receipt as proof of purchase. Even worse, he had his 5-year-old son with him for the scam in Linden, N.J. […]

No Shame: Florida Shoplifter Says Everybody Commits a Crime

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A Florida shoplifter who dashed from a store with her friend and her friend’s baby had no shame after her arrest. Edquenesha Bass was confronted outside jail by a TV reporter, but the young woman was not participating in the interview: “Why are you all in my business? That’s what I want to know. Everybody […]

New Orleans Shoplifter Dresses Like a Police to Look Official

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A New Orleans shoplifter returned to the store in police attire with hopes it would make her look official while returning stolen goods, authorities said. Mase Nguyen was caught as investigators looking into a rash of shoplifting cases at Lakeside Shopping Center in Metairie, Louisiana, a police spokesman said. Investigators watching security footage spotted the 31-year-old suspect stealing […]