Where is the decency? Where is the common respect? I mean, if you are going to be a criminal, at least dress appropriately! You make criminals look bad (as if they are not already bad).
But Matthew Dwayne Coleman, 30, must not respect his illegal profession enough to put on something decent. He was collared on March 4 for allegedly stealing rebar piers and hurricane fencing from a construction site in Friendswood, Texas.
A witness spotted (not hard to do) Coleman and his accomplice, Dean Allen Stevens, loading the items into a trailer hooked up to Coleman’s truck. He followed the two as they drove off and guided cops into the arrest.
Stevens has two prior convictions for theft and had a bond set at $30,000. Coleman, sporting his best jail attire, was given a $1,500 bond.
Luckily, no cookies were reported stolen from the scene.